Let's play pretend...

 

...Pretend that I'm someone nice.

 

That I believe you when you tell me you love me.

Even though you only call when you need a shag.

 

That I believe you when you tell me I'm beautiful.

Even though you're undressing me at the same time.

 

That I'm being truthful when I'm saying it was good.

Even though you never noticed I never came.

 

That I'm not disguted by the limp organ I hold between my hands.

Even though you seem to think it is so formidable.

 

Leaving will do me good.

I can start over and pretend to be a respectable girl...